I WASNT GOING TO REBLOG THIS BUT THE LAST ONE
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
my dad just recently learned about “omg”
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
"I told you both of us could fit."
"I fucking hate you right now."